Like we need a day to get out of the house and dress up. Here are 20 original, funny gay Halloween, the high holy day of our peeople, costume ideas — clever, topical, and unapologetically camp:

1. Grindr Profile – Headless body shot and a nametag that says “No fatties. No femmes.”.
2. Daddy Issues Fairy – Wings, wand, and a list of exes stapled to your tutu.
3. Bottomless Mimosa – Champagne bottle costume with the bottom cut out.
4. Power Bottom Outlet – Plug-shaped hat, socket graphic on chest. Charge everyone’s phones for extra points.
5. Masc 4 Mascara – Gym shorts, eyeliner, and a tote bag that says “No Femmes (But Me).”
6. Gay Agenda – Giant spiral notebook costume with “Step 1: Brunch. Step 2: Overthrow Patriarchy.”
7. Canceled Disney Prince – Perfect hair, pride flag cape, and a “problematic tweet” sash.
8. Cher-iff – Sheriff outfit covered in sequins, badge says “Believe.”ghts.”
9. The Algorithm – Dress in metallic fabric, carry signs saying “You Might Also Like: Drag Queens, Astrology,
10. Weather Gay – Suit, rainbow tie, and a forecast board saying “100% chance of drama.”

For the gay couple or group costume ideas — perfect for pairs, throuples, or chaotic friend pack:

1. Adam & Steve – Classic fig leaves, rainbow halos, and an apple that says “Forbidden Fruit (Low-Cal).”
2. Top & Bottom Shelf Liquor – One dresses in gold as premium vodka, the other in plastic and regret.
3. The Two Gays of Christmas – One is Mariah, one is Michael Bublé. You emerge every November 1.
4. Queer Eye for the Straight Zombie – One undead mess, one glam gay trying to fix it.
5. Beyoncé’s Backup Dancers – All-black, fierce, slightly off-sync, fully committed.
6. Netflix and Chill, Literally – One wears the Netflix logo, the other a blanket and icy demeanor.
7. Taylor Swift’s Exes – Every outfit from a different “era.” Bonus points for a cardboard Grammy.
8. Power Couple Outlet – One plug, one socket, both with glitter.
9. The Gender Reveal Party – One in pink, one in blue, everyone covered in purple glitter at midnight.
10. The Ghosts of Pride Past, Present & Future – One 1970s activist, one 1990s club kid, one modern influencer with ring light.
11. The Golden Gays – Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, Sophia… or all four if your friend group’s chaotic enough.
12. Gay Panic at the Disco – Emo makeup, rainbow ties, and emotional instability.
13. RuPaul & the Eliminated Queens – One smug in gold, others carrying “Sashay’d Away” signs.
14. Lesbian U-Haul Starter Pack – Flannel, cat carrier, lease agreement, and matching houseplants.
15. Queer Herd Immunity – Every member as a different gay stereotype: twink, bear, otter, soft butch, golden retriever boyfriend.
16. Super Straight Bros. – Mario & Luigi, but in gym shorts, crop tops, and emotional distance.
17. The Algorithm & Your “For You” Page – One silver and robotic, the others as gay TikTok clichés.
18. The IKEA Relationship Experience – One dressed as an IKEA manual, one as a half-built bookshelf, both carrying emotional baggage and an Allen key.
19. ANY Girl Group – Spice Girls, Destiny’s Child? Go nuts.
20. Bowl of Fruits – So obvious even a gaybie will get it. Purple balloons for grapes, red garbage bag for an apple. You get the idea.